hamlet's a prissy baby pass it on
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kinda like jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way

yo I'm Jez I'm 20 I'm from nz I'm a history/english major and I talk about hamlet a lot

proud creator of the #tragic danish boyfriends tag and the hamlet winter olympics au
you have been warned

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previously shuttuploki

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

spevinkacey:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

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cuddlytogas:

[googles directions from wittenberg to helsingor because of reasons]

let’s not start talking about things we’ve done because of hamlet because then I’ll start talking about how I issued a book on the history of the danish monarchy from the uni library and how I looked up dates of construction of kronborg castle and wittenberg’s establishment and went on google maps to figure out precise locations of everything and spent hours on wikipedia reading about elizabethan clothing for royalty

Chelsea Dagger
The Fratellis

Well you must be a girl with shoes like that
She said you know me well…

(Source: limitlessplaylist)

"Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For those there is hope."
- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via inmemoriaeexamoris)

eldrkevinprice:

if the broadway and theatre community dislikes bootlegs so much and don’t want people filming their shows they need to work on making theatre a more accessible form of media by filming shows professionally because you know they talk a lot about being a very open welcoming community but don’t do anything to make that community welcoming to people who can’t afford to see shows or people who live in rural areas and are literally unable to attend shows at all

Happy Valentine MIDDLE- EARTH!!!!!!

(Source: eliosu)


“You people are so petty… and tiny.”

You people are so petty… and tiny.”

*drinks riesling out of an easter spongebob mug*

*drinks riesling out of an easter spongebob mug*

nbchannibal:

Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.

nbchannibal:

Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.

(Source: adsmikkelsen)

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles